John Mayer's Real Estate Blog: Motivational Monday - Dave must be out golfing again :-)

Motivational Monday - Dave must be out golfing again :-)

My daughter just sent me these "words of wisdom" from Canada.

Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN!

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing ~ Phyllis Diller

Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your email? A: Rename the folder "Instruction Manual".

Have a great motivated Monday!! PS - I can't believe Hockey Season is over! My wife calls it "Fockey" :-)

Men are animals


Comment balloon 5 commentsJohn Mayer • June 15 2009 12:30PM


I had to laugh about the strength part.  Be careful what we pray for!

Posted by Heather Fitzgerald, REALTOR Greenwood Indiana Real Estate (REALTY WORLD-Harbert Company, Inc.) over 11 years ago

I laughed out loud at this especially the part about him golfing again.  I can so relate to you daughter.  I often need a lasso to get my husband in off the course.

Posted by Dr. Stacey-Ann Baugh, A doctor who makes house calls. (Century 21 New Millennium) over 11 years ago

I like your wife's name for it "Fockey", John.  I am married to least sports-enthused dude ever and am happy to be so.  Thanks for the giggles.

Posted by Heather Chavez, Real Estate Virtual, Assistant (928) 692-3235 (Second Self Virtual Assistance) over 11 years ago

Sorry, I didn't know that hockey season had begun. Thanks for the wise words....

Posted by Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team, Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate (Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team) over 11 years ago

John thanks for sharing those quotes. I needed a happy smile before going to bed.

Posted by Kathleen Ann Pacheco-Corbett, Realtor, RI-MA, CEBA, Master, e-Pro, ABR, ABRM, GR ((FIRST Exclusive Buyer's Office Providence-RI) ) over 11 years ago