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Will Santa Trade in his Sleigh and Reindeers for Shares in UPS?

Will Santa trade in his sleigh and reindeers for shares in UPS? Will Rudolf guide the big brown trucks all over the world on Christmas Eve? Will the housing market ever rebound? Questions...questions - Stay tuned!

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Comment balloon 22 commentsJohn Mayer • December 12 2010 11:21AM

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Very Cute!  Santa should have a TSA exemption and his name should NOT be on the NAUGHTY list!

Posted by Wallace S. Gibson, CPM, LandlordWhisperer (Gibson Management Group, Ltd.) over 9 years ago

John  At least he's smart enough not to use USPS

Posted by Karen Kruschka, - "My Experience Isn't Expensive - It's PRICELESS" (RE/MAX Executives) over 9 years ago

Cute cartoon. I think UPS does a great job during the holidays and they really have their stuff down pat.

Posted by Jessica Leimback, Broker,SFR,CNE,CSSPE (Agave Homes & Investments) over 9 years ago

No one can escape the TSA, LOL.  Loved it John.

Posted by Juli Vosmik, Scottsdale/Cave Creek, AZ real estate 480-710-0739 (Dominion Fine Properties) over 9 years ago

Wallace - I agree. No Santa profiling! :-)

Posted by John Mayer, Your Beach Area Expert (Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida) over 9 years ago

Karen - I guess you must have had a bad experience with USPS. My latest package from Amazon arrived right on time.

Posted by John Mayer, Your Beach Area Expert (Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida) over 9 years ago

Jessica - I have to say, UPS does a pretty good job too.

 

Posted by John Mayer, Your Beach Area Expert (Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida) over 9 years ago

Juli - 'Tis the season to be JOLLY :-)

Posted by John Mayer, Your Beach Area Expert (Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida) over 9 years ago

Who else are you gonna grope if you can't grope Santa. Next thing you know it  will grandmas and little kids.

Posted by Mike Saunders (Lanier Partners) over 9 years ago

John, I saw a blurb on the tube yesterday about how many packages were shipped in one day Fed-Ex and UPS at this weeks peak...a huge number, I guess if it has to get there by Christmas there is no better way.

Posted by Steve Loynd, 800-926-5653, White Mountains NH ( Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., ) over 9 years ago

Ah, poor Santa! That pat down thing must have been humiliating! LOL

Posted by Debi Boucher, "Realtor Showcase" - Real Estate Photography/Virtual Tours ( Real Estate Showcase Photography) over 9 years ago

Mike - I'd rather grope a grape (or Charlize Theron :-)

Posted by John Mayer, Your Beach Area Expert (Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida) over 9 years ago

Steve - Santa definitlely has some stiff competition. The brown trucks are everywhere!

 

Posted by John Mayer, Your Beach Area Expert (Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida) over 9 years ago

Debi - The TSA has no mercy! All they're going to find is a few extra pounds from Thanksgiving :-)

Posted by John Mayer, Your Beach Area Expert (Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida) over 9 years ago

Well, let's face it, Santa does look really different from the rest of us so, yea, he would be singled out for the pat down.

Posted by Toni Weidman, 20+ Years Selling Homes in New Port Richey, FL (Sailwinds Realty) over 9 years ago

This is clearly profiling.  On a side note, as much as I love Santa, if he flies commercial I wouldn't want to be the guy sitting next to him in business class.

Mike

Posted by Team Honeycutt (Allen Tate) over 9 years ago

But then how will Santa get his fill of all those cookies on Christmas night?

Posted by Home Loan Search.Online (Home Loan Search Online) over 9 years ago

Toni - I guess that's the price you pay for being different. Santa doesn't look too jolly either :-)

Posted by John Mayer, Your Beach Area Expert (Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida) over 9 years ago

Mike - It might be a tight squeeze and who would get the arm rest?

Posted by John Mayer, Your Beach Area Expert (Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida) over 9 years ago

Darrell - I'm sure Mrs. Claus will bake some for him while he's watching It's a wonderful life in his Lazy Boy :-)

Posted by John Mayer, Your Beach Area Expert (Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida) over 9 years ago

John,

Anyone who can should avoid using the airports until TSA changes its ways. :)

Steve

Posted by Steve Hoffacker, Certified Aging In Place Specialist-Instructor (Steve Hoffacker LLC) over 9 years ago

Steve - It's getting crazy at airports but what can you do?

Posted by John Mayer, Your Beach Area Expert (Oikos Realty, Cape Canaveral, Cocoa Beach Florida) over 9 years ago

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